Short's Shortest Marathon

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The 2026 Short’s Shortest Marathon: 262 Feet of Glory
Think you’ve got what it takes to conquer a marathon?
Don’t worry—this isn’t that. Welcome to our take on a race—a grueling, sweat-inducing, totally ridiculous 262-foot dash designed for champions of chug, in-and-around the Short’s Brewing Company production campus and ending with cheers at the Pull Barn. Join us for the first-ever Short’s Shortest Marathon. The walk back to the Pull Barn may be longer than the actual race but trust us: 262 feet is just long enough to justify wearing athletic gear so you can claim eternal bragging rights and a sweet race cup, all while raising funds for TART Trails’ Nakwema Trailway Project.

What to expect:
* A “marathon” that’s over faster than you can say Thirst Mutilator
* Official short-sleeved, Short’s Shortest Race commemorative tee
* Commemorative aluminum cup
* A bib number you will want to post on Instagram, tag @shortsbrewing (duh!)
* An aid station strategically located at the course midpoint to provide maximum hydration
* Finish line glory – complete with cheers, high fives, and photos (think: the theme from Rocky)
* An afternoon post-race celebration at your favorite watering hole in Elk Rapids
* All proceeds from the event will go towards the TART Trails’ Nakwema Trailway project, which makes your athletic accomplishment even better than an ice-cold Huma Lupa Licious.